Snack Bar

The ratio of girls to guys
At the snack bar may surprise:
(And please note that I don’t speak lies)
For every boy, three girls arise!

“Snack bar. Ice cream. Cookies. Cake.
Just one slice or two I’ll take.
I promise to maintain my weight,
I just can’t live without milkshakes.”

But from the corner of their eye,
They see a boy passing by
With ice cream stacked up to the sky
And wish that he may surely die.