Oh, troubled student wishing to regain
Control of the life that escaped your reins;
It’s liable to buck at any time
To fling you off the saddle you always climb.
It’s a feral feline that can’t be tamed.
No amount of money will keep it chained.
Even the best grades can’t keep it restrained.
Please observe the thunder, lightning, and rain
And learn what you were taught as a child:
Life’s loud, scary, confusing, and wild,
And you may never grow out of this fear,
But your abba father is always near.